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That General Direction

caraphatash:

I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DIE
velveteen-queen:

gulping:

Rubeus Hagrid

this is the best 

elf-hellion:

nolibraryfines:

…spending my day off comparing The X-files to Seinfeld…

OH MY GOD

(via spo0ky-spaghetti)

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

(via pingpongmaster)

actual-human-girl:

OITNB is the kind of show where you can’t ever decide who your favourite character is.

But you know it’s not Vee.

(via too-stoned-to-remember)

(Source: hirocks, via pizza)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via saintkitten)

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.
Finally got tickets to Warpaint in Boston! I’ve been waiting over 2 years to see them live; this is fucking amazing and I can’t wait.

sschol:

this is from spy kids

(Source: nasturbate, via frusciantism)

(Source: coinlaundrys, via teddievedder)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via pingpongmaster)

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

(via pizza)