reasons why you should date me
i’ll make you a sandwich
i have amazing taste in music
i’m too ugly to cheat
i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you
i have netflix
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles.
the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired
lmfao I am both of them at the same time
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.